Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers

2014 SMABFAs (Stinker Madness 2014 Movie Awards)

The votes have been tallied and the envelopes have been sealed. The competition will be fierce. Who will win for the Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Awards for 2014?
The Categories are:
Best Bad Picture
Best Bad Actor
Best Bad Actress
Worst Bad Picture
MST3K Most Riffable Award
The leaders in nominations:
Noah - 6 nominations
A Winter's Tale - 5 nominations
Sabotage - 5 nominations
Left Behind - 5 nominations
Godzilla - 4 nominations
Expendables 3 - 3 nominations
Vampire Academy - 3 nominations
Pompeii - 3 nominations
Hercules - 3 nominations
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - 3 nominations
3 Days to Kill - 2 nominations
Drive Hard - 2 nominations
Rage - 2 nominations
See the Full List of Nominations

Tumbling and bugs in your hair will make you a star - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt remind us why the 80's should stay dead in this zaniest, craziest, wildest, freshest, bubblegum romp. Sarah Jessica Parker plays Laney, a girl who just wants to dance, and Helen Hunt plays Lynne who just wants to put weird stuff in her hair (lobsters, grasshoppers, dinosaurs, etc...). But the pair are thwarted by the reality of life and the harshness of societal norms (like jobs and school).
The movie is the 80's in a can of pepper spray applied directly to the head. Everything is pink. Everything. Fine. Everyone has atrocious fashion sense. Fine. The music is awful princess pop. Fine. If you can get past those things there's still more non-decade specific problems that this movie suffers from (and rewards with).
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
Overall Ratings:
Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

Prelude to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Presented by "Boys Just Want To Do Nothing". Girls can keep their fun.
We prepare for the 80's in a nutshell with Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker as they dance their way to fame and fashion. Dance TV will never be the same.
Streaming Do's and Don'ts
Curse of the Dragon Slayer
Dragonfyre
Dawn of the Dragon Slayer
The Crown and the Dragon: The Paladin Cycle
The 2014 SMABFA Award Nominations!
Best Bad Picture
Best Bad Actor
Best Bad Actress
Worst Bad Picture
MST3K Achievement for Riffability

Men in sewers with axes need to get more organized - Cobra

Stallone makes his 4th appearance on our show as he teams up with Golan and Globus (who make their third appearance) for the "one tough cop" showcase that is Cobra. Marion Cobretti has to protect a key witness that can identify the Nightslasher, who isn't just a raving murderer as his name would suggest; he's also the head of a criminal organization that wants to take over the world. How about that?
We all quite like Cobra and would give it a recommendation. If you enjoy any type of action films with badassery in it, this is a must do for you.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
Overall Ratings:
Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

Prelude to Cobra

Presented by Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, because one Cobra isn't enough.
Its time for us to give ol' Sly Stallone another go (for the fourth time) as he teams up with Golan and Globus for Cobra. One tough cop must teach some bad guys a lesson...or something.
Streaming Do's and Don'ts
Overkill
The Burbs
Killing Season
Legendary
Jackie's Rant
Hollywood Trickery or going to a movie and you are lied to about it.

Prelude to Star Wars Holiday Special

Watch the Original CBS Bumper and Intro!
Brought to you by the Star Wars Prequels Awesome Editions - the way we would have made them (hint = more Splosions!)
Justin's Christmas wish is about to come true as we all prepare to view a film so notorious even the filmmakers tried to block everyone from every viewing it. With every single major cast member from Star Wars Episode IV plus singing and dancing (is that Bea Arthur and Heady Lamar? (That's HEADLY!)) this has got to be the greatest moment of our 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vid crawl.
15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl
Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!
Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles
Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves
If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2
The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas

He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special

Two Earth children get swept away to the magical Christmas planet of Eternia, where no one knows what they are talking about, get kidnapped, get kidnapped by someone else, get imprisoned, get kidnapped again by someone else, crash land in a space ship, almost freeze to death, almost get eaten by a snow beast, and get sucked up by a tractor beam for kidnapping purposes.
Along the way they teach the entire Eternia gang (including Skeletor) about Christmas. Skeletor learns that it's ok to be nice to people one day a year and we learn that robots that transform into other things are inherently evil and that we shouldn't buy them. Thankfully this movie is only 44 minutes long....
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects: (For bad animation)Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
Overall Ratings:
Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:
15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl
Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!
Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles
Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves
If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2
The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas

Prelude to He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special

Week 2 of the #15BadXmasMovies pod/vidcrawl gets going as we pull our sword out, get "The Power" and attempt to enjoy the holidays with He-Man and She-Ra. Remember them from Episode 1?! Well they are back and Skeletor has an itchin' for some sweet Christmas loot...in the form of two Earth children who get teleported to Eternia. Hiyo Silver! I mean, I HAVE THE POWER!
Also be sure to check out our 2014 Holiday Buying Guide for Bad Movie Lovers. 11 Great Xmas ideas for the movie lover in your family.
15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl
Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!
Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 12nd – Santa with Muscles
Dark Corners - Releasing December 16th – Don't Open til Christmas
If We Made It - Releasing December 10th – Silent Night Deadly Night 2
The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 12th – Black Christmas (2006)

A child murders 4 adults and laughs about it - Home Alone 3

We kick off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vidcrawl with the non-Culkin theatrical Home Alone. This time its not even a Christmas movie (or is it?). A kid kinda gets left at Home Alone (he's got the chicken pox) and unintentionally inherits a chip that can render missiles invisible to radar. Four super espionage thugs seek to get the chip back and "hilarity" ensues when Alex Pruitt (the kid) sets them on a path to pain via Rube-Goldberg devices.
So this movie strangely takes place beginning on Jan 8th and best as we can determine ends on Jan 14th. Yet everyone in this movie still has Christmas decor everywhere and is mentioned frequently. Why can't this have taken place during Christmas?!? We couldn't figure that out. But as is tradition in these movies, the protagonist is a precocious little scamp who is smarter than any adult and loves to inflict pain on bad guys. He also is a murderous little butthole because all 4 of the bad guys would have died at the hands of his death traps (in reality). Instead they just get lots of nether region calamity (i.e. exploding pants, butt electrocuted, and the bat to the gonads) and sore heads (plenty of head bonking and things falling on them).
Its dumb and not funny but that can be expected. So knowing what you are going to get when you watch it makes it not unviewable but one we say you want to stay away from.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
Overall Ratings:
Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

Prelude to Home Alone 3

We start off the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies with the last of the theatrical Home Alones. Jackie gives us her rant about movie births and why they suck.
Streaming Dos and Don'ts
Snowpiercer
DeepStar Six
Hard Rain
Lawless
Follow the 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies
Misan[trope]y – misantropey.com
Releasing December 5th – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Dark Corners - www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EF2D18AD0AB7504
Releasing December 9nd – Elves
If We Made It – ifwemadit.blogspot.com
Releasing December 3rd – Ernest Saves Christmas
The JT Movie Podcast - jtmoviepodcast.wordpress.com
Releasing December 5th – Jack Frost