Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers

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It's time to complete Carl's Inaction in Action trilogy with the tour de force that is Megaforce. Barry Bostwick and team must do........something? Sadly, there is no Streaming Do's and Don'ts but instead we've got some great tools to use to watch and record online movies free and legally.
Playon Playlater - The first online DVR, record movies directly from Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, YouTube, and many many more. Cost is $19.99/year. Check them out at http://www.playon.tv/playlater
Upflix - Android and iOS app for daily updates Netflix catalog. Each day you will get a notification of what comes up on Netflix. Completely free and very useful. There is a ton of stuff that comes out that you don't even get to know about because Netflix just decides to show you about 1/10 of their online library at one time. http://www.upflix.net/
Two great Reddits for finding excellent bad movies on YouTube. http://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/ and http://www.reddit.com/r/fullmoviesonyoutube
Pop Quiz Hotshot
What is a:
Hub
Satellite
Closeup
Cowboy Shot
Medium Shot
Long Shot
What is the difference between visual effects and special effects?

Here you go. The very best of the worst in the last year of watching bad movies. Between the 3 of us we watched over 400 bad movies in since we started this podcast (top that, HDTGM!) and these are the very finest of them. You MUST listen to the episode if you are looking for some of the greatest bad movies that you could possible watch. Stop what you're doing and listen to this show and then watch the films. Who needs to work?
Jackie's 4 though 1 Best Bad Movies
4. Spiceworld
3. Flash Gordon
2. Teen Witch
1. The Beastmaster
Sam's 4 though 1 Best Bad Movies
4. Ninja III: The Domination
3. The Beastmaster
2. Showdown in Little Tokyo
1. Deadly Prey
Justin's 4 though 1 Best Bad Movies
4. Bad Taste
3. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
2. The Wicker Man
1. Deadly Prey
We hope to see you all again in April of 2016. Get to the chopper.

In one of Roger Corman's first films, one guy gets framed for manslaughter (as best as we can guess) and must steal a Jag and a lady to escape to Mexico. He somehow ends up getting sidetracked by entering into an auto race and by falling in love with said stolen lady. Zowie!
Well, this movie stinks. It's not worth your time at all. Its painfully boring all while trying to be super sophisticated and smart. It's neither of those things. The plot is not very flushed out and the series of events that happen to put the main guy (Frank Webster) on the path to the end are dubious at best. There's far too many things that just don't make any sense and kind of need to, even going by bad movie fan standards.
And for those of you hoping that there might be some ancient secret living in this movie that ties together to the current Fast franchise, well sorry to dash your hopes. The title and that they center around people driving cars is about the best you can do. Steer clear here (get it?)!
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
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Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

Brought to you by Fast and Furious 74, in the future the Fast crew cast is completely replaced by robots, except Kurt Russell.
This week we travel back in time to 1955 to watch the Roger Corman classic, The Fast and the Furious. What's the tie-in to the current franchise? It appears to be a film about a car guy so maybe they are related?
Stinker Dos and Don'ts
Blood of Beasts
The Chaperone
Dangerous Curves
Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan
Pop Quiz Hot Shot
What is a:
Line Producer
Rigger
Wrangler
Sabre Artist

If you listen to just 1 episode of Stinker Madness this year, it needs to be this one (oh and part 2).
Its been an entire year of Stinker Madness and we put this extra special episode together in honor of the occasion. It's the Top Ten Bad Movies we saw in the last year. Each of us put down our favorites and we each recap what we loved about them. These are the films that cannot be missed. We highly recommend any movie fan to sit down with any of these films. We dare you to not like them. Dare! Dare!
In part 1, we each go through numbers 10 through 5.
Jackie's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies
10. The Wicker Man
9. Deadly Prey
8. The Vineyard
7. Soultaker
6. Dead Heat
5. Winter's Tale
Sam's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies
10. Young Warriors
9. Never Too Young Too Die
8. Malibu Express
7. Hell Squad
6. Deathrace 2000
5. The Man from Hong Kong
Justins's 10 though 5 Best Bad Movies
10. Teen Witch
9. No Holds Barred
8. Dead Heat
7. Ninja III: The Domination
6. The Beastmaster
5. Machete
Thanks for listening to us over the last year and we look forward to the next year of stinkers.

We dare to tackle 1980's danceical/musical/drama/romance/comedy/disaster that is Xanadu. We all know the story. Its that old tale of an artist that has no talent or motivation or confidence meets a magical roller skating deity that gives him the ability to meet a guy who has all the money and to woo him into investing several millions of dollars into building a roller-skating club/disco. You know that old tale.
Lets get straight to the mustard. This movie stinks. Its one of the worst ideas ever created. Let's take a the above idea, write a script that is 3 pages long, take a current hot "talent" who is mediocre at singing, dancing, and acting, intentionally put in bad special effects and throw in Gene Kelly just so you can feel bad for him. Xanadu is not so much a train wreck and more of a genocide of puppies. You really want to take your eyes off it.
Don't waste your time with Xanadu.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
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Jackie picks one of the all time well known worst musicals of all time, 1981's Xanadu. Its part of the pantheon of terrible roller skating movies with Skatetown USA, Roller Boogie and Solar Babies. Does it stack up to the other three?
Streaming Do's and Don'ts
Armour of God
Knives of the Avenger
Dracula 3000
Pop Quiz Hot Shot
What is a ........?
Production Assistant
Production Coordinator
Production Manager
Production Designer
Production Illustrator

Part 2 of Carl's Inaction in Action series, we look at Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin in the Cannon Group's The Delta Force. It's part best hijacking movie ever and then part iconic Chuck Norris ridiculous action. Sometimes you in suspense and then other times your slapping your head in how preposterous it is.
So in review, this is a mega must-view movie. It's got all the things a fan of bad movies goes for and we recommend it. Just be warned about the first 100 minutes being bullet free.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
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Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality:

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It's time to pack up the dune buggies and the motorcycles with rocket launchers and prepare for part 2 of "Carl's Inaction in Action" trilogy started by Hell Squad and finishing with Megaforce.
This time it's Chuck Norris & Lee Marvin (his last film) vs The Middle East as Cannon Films makes their 4th appearance on Stinker Madness. Golan himself directed this nugget. Which Chuck Norris will we get? Bearded, Mulleted, or Clean Cut?
Streaming Do's and Don'ts
The Town that Dreaded Sundown (2014)
Full Moon High
Robocop 2
Robocop 3
Jackie's Rant - assorted trivia questions
and a brief tribute to Leonard Nimoy because everyone else is doing it.

Episode audio warning: there is a weird bumping the mic sound for the first 20 minutes of this episode. We completely apologize but we can't fix it. Its annoying and I hate it and want it to die but we can't fix it.
We are just going to say right out the gate that Catwoman sucks. It's awful. Pure garbage and terrible film-making. It very well may be the worst made movie that we have viewed on this podcast. This belongs in the bottom 20 on IMDB. Blech.
This is an atrocious pile of trash and at no point should it be viewed by mankind.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
Overall Ratings:
Good Movie Quality: Bad Movie Quality: