Stinker Madness - The Podcast for Bad Movie Lovers

Gymnastics can't defeat a monster shrouded in farts - Beowulf

Christopher Lambert (the T is silent apparently) dons the role of Beowulf and defends an outpost from Grendel, one of the "damned" who is a monster surrounded by a fart cloud, and his super horny mother. To defeat this evil duo, Beowulf must use his endless array of MI6-like weapon/gadgets and a series of flips and hand-springs. How many denizens of the outpost will survive before Beowulf gets the job done (spoiler alert - just 1)?
We loved Beowulf. It is soooo dumb in the good way. The movie keeps moving at all times, with one laughable sequence after another. Its one of the most riffable movies we've seen recently and we highly recommend it. Not Hall of Fame material but a good effort.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
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Prelude to Beowulf

This week we prepare ourselves for the 1999 version of the classic poem with Christopher Lambert as the title character. Things to watch out for: How many back flips over the camera, how many times Lambert can't see anything, and how many times he cares too much. The movie is currently on Netflix so check it out and come back when we review the movie in full.
Netflix Do's and Don'ts
Beowulf (2007)
Iron Sky
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Part IV)
Evolver
Real Important Question
What does "Best Picture" mean to you? What things do you look for in a film to make you think it should win "Best Picture"?

One Crazy Mullet VS Not Chuck Norris VS Everyone Else - Undefeatable

Godfrey Ho or one of his 1000 other aliases, directs this stunning look into one man's child neglect issues and the subsequent internal conflicts that come about....mainly crazy mullet painting, eyeball collecting, insane kung fu fights and taking your shirt off.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
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Prelude to Undefeatable

Brought to you by Scripts R' Us - the only spot to get a movie script when you have absolutely no writing talent.
This episode, we prepare for what has been heralded as the most awesome thing ever, the Godfrey Ho YouTube sensation that is Undefeatable. From what we know there is lots of bad kung fu, some ridiculous stunts, an epic mullet, and the "best fight scene of all time", according to many movie reviewers. We have high hopes that this will be a new entry in the Bad Movie Hall of Fame.
Netflix Do's and Don'ts
Oculus
Reindeer Games
Spitfire
Stranded
Special ID

2014 SMABFAs (Stinker Madness 2014 Movie Awards)

The votes have been tallied and the envelopes have been sealed. The competition will be fierce. Who will win for the Stinker Madness Achievements in Bad Film-Making Awards for 2014?
The Categories are:
Best Bad Picture
Best Bad Actor
Best Bad Actress
Worst Bad Picture
MST3K Most Riffable Award
The leaders in nominations:
Noah - 6 nominations
A Winter's Tale - 5 nominations
Sabotage - 5 nominations
Left Behind - 5 nominations
Godzilla - 4 nominations
Expendables 3 - 3 nominations
Vampire Academy - 3 nominations
Pompeii - 3 nominations
Hercules - 3 nominations
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For - 3 nominations
3 Days to Kill - 2 nominations
Drive Hard - 2 nominations
Rage - 2 nominations
See the Full List of Nominations

Tumbling and bugs in your hair will make you a star - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt remind us why the 80's should stay dead in this zaniest, craziest, wildest, freshest, bubblegum romp. Sarah Jessica Parker plays Laney, a girl who just wants to dance, and Helen Hunt plays Lynne who just wants to put weird stuff in her hair (lobsters, grasshoppers, dinosaurs, etc...). But the pair are thwarted by the reality of life and the harshness of societal norms (like jobs and school).
The movie is the 80's in a can of pepper spray applied directly to the head. Everything is pink. Everything. Fine. Everyone has atrocious fashion sense. Fine. The music is awful princess pop. Fine. If you can get past those things there's still more non-decade specific problems that this movie suffers from (and rewards with).
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
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Prelude to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Presented by "Boys Just Want To Do Nothing". Girls can keep their fun.
We prepare for the 80's in a nutshell with Helen Hunt and Sarah Jessica Parker as they dance their way to fame and fashion. Dance TV will never be the same.
Streaming Do's and Don'ts
Curse of the Dragon Slayer
Dragonfyre
Dawn of the Dragon Slayer
The Crown and the Dragon: The Paladin Cycle
The 2014 SMABFA Award Nominations!
Best Bad Picture
Best Bad Actor
Best Bad Actress
Worst Bad Picture
MST3K Achievement for Riffability

Men in sewers with axes need to get more organized - Cobra

Stallone makes his 4th appearance on our show as he teams up with Golan and Globus (who make their third appearance) for the "one tough cop" showcase that is Cobra. Marion Cobretti has to protect a key witness that can identify the Nightslasher, who isn't just a raving murderer as his name would suggest; he's also the head of a criminal organization that wants to take over the world. How about that?
We all quite like Cobra and would give it a recommendation. If you enjoy any type of action films with badassery in it, this is a must do for you.
Individual Ratings:
Over the top action:Cheesy effects:Horrendous acting:Laugh-out-loud-ability:Ridiculous stunts:Gratuitous nudity:Memorable one-liners:
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Prelude to Cobra

Presented by Cobra, Cobra, Cobra, because one Cobra isn't enough.
Its time for us to give ol' Sly Stallone another go (for the fourth time) as he teams up with Golan and Globus for Cobra. One tough cop must teach some bad guys a lesson...or something.
Streaming Do's and Don'ts
Overkill
The Burbs
Killing Season
Legendary
Jackie's Rant
Hollywood Trickery or going to a movie and you are lied to about it.

Prelude to Star Wars Holiday Special

Watch the Original CBS Bumper and Intro!
Brought to you by the Star Wars Prequels Awesome Editions - the way we would have made them (hint = more Splosions!)
Justin's Christmas wish is about to come true as we all prepare to view a film so notorious even the filmmakers tried to block everyone from every viewing it. With every single major cast member from Star Wars Episode IV plus singing and dancing (is that Bea Arthur and Heady Lamar? (That's HEADLY!)) this has got to be the greatest moment of our 15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies pod/vid crawl.
15 Days of Bad Xmas Movies Pod/Vid Crawl
Be sure to check out these other fine programs to continue your journey through horrible Christmas movies!
Misan[trope]y - Releasing December 5th – Santa With Muscles
Dark Corners - Releasing December 9nd – Elves
If We Made It - Releasing December 3rd – Silent Night Deadly Night 2
The JT Movie Podcast - Releasing December 5th – Black Christmas